Thursday, October 22, 2009

MOVIE REVIEW: Castle Freak

Castle Freak (1995)

Dir. by Stuart Gordon
95 min.



Stuart Gordon is the only horror director that can make me cringe. I've done so during every movie of his I've seen. As far as I'm concerned, he's the most underrated dude still doing it, and his work in the last few years is the best he's ever done.

Though I didn't cringe as much as during Stuck (2007), Castle Freak is definitely his most gruesome film to date. It's unrated, and if it were to be rated by the MPAA, would no doubt receive an NC-17.

Gordon always pushes the envelope with his images, toying with his audience. He holds on the gore when you expect he might cut away from it, he cuts when you expect he might hold. In addition to that, he paints his horrific images with a very fine brush. Though the horrific acts may be similar to other films (after all, there are only so many horror situations in the world) his gore always looks different from anyone else, which is a great lesson for anyone looking to get into making horror. It's a crucial way to stray from the pack.

The only thing preventing me from giving this five stars is that the script could have been way more interesting. They had all the pieces of a compelling story there, but it didn't really gel together cohesively. That said, I adore every other aspect of this movie, and highly recommend it. It's one of his best, and at $5.99 new on Amazon.com, it's a must own.

Thursday, October 15, 2009

Big Ball of Twine

Big Ball of Twine
by Cody Clarke

In this world

a big ball of twine

on green grass

warmed by white sun

is actually under a cement roof

hardly sphere at all

and smelly

The World’s Largest Ball of Twine

is a disappointment

Watching you stare at it

sipping your diet soda

having your great ass

I wish I could kiss

every tiny golden hair

on your skin

individually

and later I treat you like

the Jolly Green Giant

of hotel beds

scaling your body with my tongue

worshiping you as a false idol

You’re five foot one

sunburned
and undernourished

but you wear the road

beautifully

Let’s never go home

Sunday, October 04, 2009

Top 20 Favorite Films Since 1992 (Final List)

Here's my final list. This is definitive. It will be on my gravestone, along with your mom's phone number:

Top 20 Favorite Films Since 1992

01. Groundhog Day (1993)
02. Buffalo '66 (1998)
03. Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter, and Spring (2003)
04. Rushmore (1998)
05. Unbreakable (2000)
06. Dogville (2003)
07. Magnolia (1999)
08. The Big Lebowski (1998)
09. The Shawshank Redemption (1994)
10. Kill Bill Vol. 1 & 2 (2003, 2004)
11. The Sixth Sense (1999)
12. The Wrestler (2008)
13. Superbad (2007)
14. Ghost Dog: The Way of the Samurai (1999)
15. Fall (1997)
16. The Hurt Locker (2008)
17. 3-Iron (2004)
18. Grosse Pointe Blank (1997)
19. Office Space (1999)
20. Team America (2004)

Three honorable mentions:

21. Tony Takitani (2004)
22. The Dreamers (2003)
23. Sweet & Lowdown (1999)

The end! I love you all.

xoxo
Britney Spears