Saturday, September 13, 2008

Food Poisoning: Not a fan

I'd like to go on the record here in saying that I am not a fan of food poisoning, neither the illness I am currently suffering from after eating oven pizza that I guess someone must've wiped their ass with, nor the method of murdering someone-- what with the black bottle with the skull on it, and the pouring of the bubbling green liquid into the food, and the cloud of devil steam from said contact of liquid to food.

Thank you.