Castle Freak (1995)
Dir. by Stuart Gordon
95 min.
Stuart Gordon is the only horror director that can make me cringe. I've done so during every movie of his I've seen. As far as I'm concerned, he's the most underrated dude still doing it, and his work in the last few years is the best he's ever done.
Though I didn't cringe as much as during Stuck (2007), Castle Freak is definitely his most gruesome film to date. It's unrated, and if it were to be rated by the MPAA, would no doubt receive an NC-17.
Gordon always pushes the envelope with his images, toying with his audience. He holds on the gore when you expect he might cut away from it, he cuts when you expect he might hold. In addition to that, he paints his horrific images with a very fine brush. Though the horrific acts may be similar to other films (after all, there are only so many horror situations in the world) his gore always looks different from anyone else, which is a great lesson for anyone looking to get into making horror. It's a crucial way to stray from the pack.
The only thing preventing me from giving this five stars is that the script could have been way more interesting. They had all the pieces of a compelling story there, but it didn't really gel together cohesively. That said, I adore every other aspect of this movie, and highly recommend it. It's one of his best, and at $5.99 new on Amazon.com, it's a must own.
Thursday, October 22, 2009
Thursday, October 15, 2009
Big Ball of Twine
Big Ball of Twine
by Cody Clarke
In this world
a big ball of twine
on green grass
warmed by white sun
is actually under a cement roof
hardly sphere at all
and smelly
The World’s Largest Ball of Twine
is a disappointment
Watching you stare at it
sipping your diet soda
having your great ass
I wish I could kiss
every tiny golden hair
on your skin
individually
and later I treat you like
the Jolly Green Giant
of hotel beds
scaling your body with my tongue
worshiping you as a false idol
You’re five foot one
sunburned
and undernourished
but you wear the road
beautifully
Let’s never go home
by Cody Clarke
In this world
a big ball of twine
on green grass
warmed by white sun
is actually under a cement roof
hardly sphere at all
and smelly
The World’s Largest Ball of Twine
is a disappointment
Watching you stare at it
sipping your diet soda
having your great ass
I wish I could kiss
every tiny golden hair
on your skin
individually
and later I treat you like
the Jolly Green Giant
of hotel beds
scaling your body with my tongue
worshiping you as a false idol
You’re five foot one
sunburned
and undernourished
but you wear the road
beautifully
Let’s never go home
Labels:
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cody clarke,
hotel,
jolly green giant,
poem,
poetry
Sunday, October 04, 2009
Top 20 Favorite Films Since 1992 (Final List)
Here's my final list. This is definitive. It will be on my gravestone, along with your mom's phone number:
Top 20 Favorite Films Since 1992
01. Groundhog Day (1993)
02. Buffalo '66 (1998)
03. Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter, and Spring (2003)
04. Rushmore (1998)
05. Unbreakable (2000)
06. Dogville (2003)
07. Magnolia (1999)
08. The Big Lebowski (1998)
09. The Shawshank Redemption (1994)
10. Kill Bill Vol. 1 & 2 (2003, 2004)
11. The Sixth Sense (1999)
12. The Wrestler (2008)
13. Superbad (2007)
14. Ghost Dog: The Way of the Samurai (1999)
15. Fall (1997)
16. The Hurt Locker (2008)
17. 3-Iron (2004)
18. Grosse Pointe Blank (1997)
19. Office Space (1999)
20. Team America (2004)
Three honorable mentions:
21. Tony Takitani (2004)
22. The Dreamers (2003)
23. Sweet & Lowdown (1999)
The end! I love you all.
xoxo
Britney Spears
Top 20 Favorite Films Since 1992
01. Groundhog Day (1993)
02. Buffalo '66 (1998)
03. Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter, and Spring (2003)
04. Rushmore (1998)
05. Unbreakable (2000)
06. Dogville (2003)
07. Magnolia (1999)
08. The Big Lebowski (1998)
09. The Shawshank Redemption (1994)
10. Kill Bill Vol. 1 & 2 (2003, 2004)
11. The Sixth Sense (1999)
12. The Wrestler (2008)
13. Superbad (2007)
14. Ghost Dog: The Way of the Samurai (1999)
15. Fall (1997)
16. The Hurt Locker (2008)
17. 3-Iron (2004)
18. Grosse Pointe Blank (1997)
19. Office Space (1999)
20. Team America (2004)
Three honorable mentions:
21. Tony Takitani (2004)
22. The Dreamers (2003)
23. Sweet & Lowdown (1999)
The end! I love you all.
xoxo
Britney Spears
Labels:
1992,
favorite films,
movies,
tarantino,
top 20
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